Don’t read if you hate penguins.

1. This has nothing to do with penguins. GOTCHA!
2. This is all about me and my little problems/ quirks hahahaha
3. I am simple. Too simple that it complicates things.
4. I enjoy sitting. That is all, just sitting.
5. I think that commas, (yes “,”) are like that moment right before you say a punch line. A perfect comedic pause.
6. I like taking in everything around me and thinking about everything that fills the minute crevices of my mind.
7. I do not like drama or problems or any little kink in a situation. It bothers me.
8. I am not good at intentionally being mean or purposely hurting feelings. On accident sure, but not on purpose. 
9. If someone asks me to do something I usually do it 9 times out of 10, not only because I am such a nice person (lol) but because if they start whining or some shit, then it becomes a problem. (see number 8 for more explanation)
10. I am unexplainably curious. Not a day goes by when I don’t google something or try to learn a new fact.
11. I am not too good with people. 
12. I like grammar and punctuation.
13. I find it strange when people do not have a sense of humor.
14. I like pockets.
15. When I get bored I start listing things.
16. I over think, A LOT. 
17. I realize my own inadequacy but don’t really care, at all.
18. I like making people laugh because for that split second all they feel is complete joy/ happiness no matter what is happening in their life.
19. I am okay with knowing I am so awkward I will probably never have a boyfriend.
20. I wish people would not take everything so seriously and you could show emotions at face value. (ie. I don’t like you, sorry, and then move on with life.)
21. No bullshit.
22. I like sports and being active in general. 
23. I am competitive, even on my lazy days.
24. I don’t even know why I am making this list. I guess to rationalize what is happening in my life. IDEFK…
25. I just want someone to whom I can ramble on and on to about my curiosities and thoughts and ideas and jokes and experiences and questions and anything and them not think I am totally insane. 
26. I need a twin.

holyposeidon:

sometimes i say i want life to stop but i don’t mean that i want to die. i just mean that i want to be able to stop worrying about everything and just lie down and read a book without any interruption from anything, including my own thoughts. i just want everything to stop. just for a while.

same.